superficial

  1. Memories of Princess Di

    “And then I suddenly came and her face was like this!”

  2. The man actually thinks he can power it using his own methane emissions.

  3. cc

    If I squint my eyes just like so Camilla doesn’t look quite like a camel.

  4. biff

    Nudge, nudge. Wink wink. Say no more.

  5. “Your highness, you HAVE to get out of the plane. And I can still see you when you close your eyes. Please sire, there’s a line.”

  6. JimBB

    Hard to believe, but this guy was actually supposedly once an actual fighter pilot.

  7. PassingTrue

    Quite correct your highness. We installed environmentally friendly missles on this model. They don’t actually explode, but they provide harsh thoughts to the enemies and make the polar bears smile.

    Oh, jolly good Captain Rodney!

  8. “It would be a shame if one of these crashed my mother’s dinner party eh?… Wink wink…nudge nudge.”

  9. “No your highness this isn’t one of those chairs with a built in loo. Oh! No you can’t….. We’ll have someone from custodial come round and clean that up in a jiff.

  10. Spleen

    Is it supposed to smell like this?

  11. Whoa, some sort of inception is occurring between this post and the Farrah Abraham one.

  12. “Oi, whatcha say ya pykie git? I’ll bash ya gob, I will.”

  13. No biggie, that little twitch is the result of 50 back-generations of rampant colonialism, appropriated wealth, coercion, criminal taxation, inbreeding, arranged marriage and other unchecked fuckery. Nothing a little cheeky ‘exhibition’ carpet bombing won’t resolve.

  14. Vlad

    Your majesty, is there something wrong?

    I’m waiting for the missle I just launched at mummy to explode.

  15. My word! That’s the last time we do a flyby over a Ron Jeremy moneyshot!

  16. “I’M AFRAID YOU’LL HAVE TO SPEAK INTO ME GOOD EAR!”

  17. Watch out Argentina!!!

  18. You must think in Russian!

  19. blerg

    Come here my little droogs it’s time for a little ultraviolence…

  20. Swearin

    “Just to be clear, this button fires the missles? And this display can guide me to, say…Buckingham Palace? Ah, jolly good.”

    “Stop winking, your Highness.”

  21. Art-Girl

    The next King of England everyone….. I can’t the only one hoping for another Regency?

  22. “Young man, what exactly do you mean when you say ‘fasten your safety belt’?”

  23. “Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon ?”

  24. “When I squint my eyes like this you look very much like my Camilla. Have you had tea yet?”

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