Ugly bitch. Although, with a bag in her face things could really work well between me and her.
Interesting, exactly WHERE in her face would you put the bag?
Ugly? Ok, photo #3 is for you, knock yourself out.
Ugly? Nahhhhh…she’s a very sexy lady!
“Now WHERE did Tom go? He handed me this E-meter and then ran off…sniff sniff…wait a second! This is his TAINT METER!!!!”
You know this is gonna be a hit when Pelelope Cruz is named in a Woody Allen comedy under Ellen Page and Jesse Eisenberg.
Now all I’m thinking of is Penelope Cruz under Ellen Page.
Great visual! Thanx…
Who ees dis chica beehind mee? Shees my naaahny, sheh-a watches mi bebe and i-ah make hair smell mi how-you-say “farts” when I-yam borhed.
that’s right Penelope , use that fan. make yourself think you are hot.
Not bad, but needs less clothing.
Must keep bad breath away from the peasants.
“Luuuuke…I am your faaaather”
+1. Love that movie. Love it.
“That’s from Star Wars”
Dammit, Feely! Damn Damn Damn!
Wow! That ‘Quick-Grow’ really did wonders for your hair and boobs, Emma!
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Penelope Cruz on the set of Bop Decameron in Rome. (July 11, 2011)