Tori fights her inner voice that tells her, “Go ahead…if it itches so bad, pinch and roll your nutsack. After all, your rich and famous and pregnant…who’s gonna care?”

I loved Harvey Fierstein in Hairspray!

“Om nom nom nom”

She has been looking *extremely* pissed lately.

I didn’t know Nancy Grace was pregnant again…

Notice how she now always wears the bag to cover the black hole in her chest.

I really don’t know why she’s carrying all those bags when we all know her neck hole can hold twice that load.

It’s logical to assume that her water just broke and she’s picking up some food on the way to the hospital.

“mmmmm…..that street vendor looks GOOD.

Carnie Wilson bleached her hair!

What chu looking at, Willis?

Whistle while you shart…

It’s sad seeing homeless, pregnant woman

She’s not shopping, that is just her walking snack pack, girl’s got to keep her blood sugar up.

I am surprised that much food made it out of the store.

And here’s Tori, just out for a “light lunch”.

It’s times like this that you start to understand where Ray was coming from when he hit her…

“Feed me Seymour”

her transformation into the “crazy bag lady” is now complete

It was only a matter of time, but it looks like she just ate her kids.

Bring Captain Solo and the wookie to me!

“Officer, officer, check the chest hole underneath the strap. She’s stealing a cantaloupe.”

Note I didn’t say watermelon. I wanted it to sound believable.

She ate Selma Blair

I always wondered what happened to that old homeless lady from “Home Alone 2 – Lost in New York”.