superficial

  1. doogleberg

    Tori fights her inner voice that tells her, “Go ahead…if it itches so bad, pinch and roll your nutsack. After all, your rich and famous and pregnant…who’s gonna care?”

  2. I loved Harvey Fierstein in Hairspray!

  3. Dina

    “Om nom nom nom”

  4. Deryn

    She has been looking *extremely* pissed lately.

  5. Rachel

    I didn’t know Nancy Grace was pregnant again…

  6. Colin

    Notice how she now always wears the bag to cover the black hole in her chest.

  7. Cam

    I really don’t know why she’s carrying all those bags when we all know her neck hole can hold twice that load.

  8. DeucePickle

    It’s logical to assume that her water just broke and she’s picking up some food on the way to the hospital.

  9. Deacon Jones

    “mmmmm…..that street vendor looks GOOD.

  10. dontlooknow

    Carnie Wilson bleached her hair!

  11. What chu looking at, Willis?

  12. Whistle while you shart…

  13. sexyman48

    It’s sad seeing homeless, pregnant woman

  14. The Laughing G-D

    She’s not shopping, that is just her walking snack pack, girl’s got to keep her blood sugar up.

  15. tlmck

    I am surprised that much food made it out of the store.

  16. Dr. Hufurrrrr

    And here’s Tori, just out for a “light lunch”.

  17. ugasean

    It’s times like this that you start to understand where Ray was coming from when he hit her…

  18. MrsWrong

    “Feed me Seymour”

  19. vlad

    her transformation into the “crazy bag lady” is now complete

  20. It was only a matter of time, but it looks like she just ate her kids.

  21. Mark B

    Bring Captain Solo and the wookie to me!

  22. “Officer, officer, check the chest hole underneath the strap. She’s stealing a cantaloupe.”

    Note I didn’t say watermelon. I wanted it to sound believable.

  23. Reece

    She ate Selma Blair

  24. TyroneBiggums

    I always wondered what happened to that old homeless lady from “Home Alone 2 – Lost in New York”.

Leave A Comment