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  1. DimeStoreRiot

    Wait, wait, “Dic-ta-tor”?? Oh wow, I thought you said something else. I may not have as much experience as I indicated.

  2. Steve

    Her career seems to be going well… Is this sequel to Kazaam?

  3. Oh Snap

    “Den da botox lady slipped an da needle hit my tongue”

  4. justuhbill

    You can’t make that face with botox!

  5. Jill_Ess

    Her face has been stuck like that since last week.

  6. Jack

    And by “On the set of”, they mean “snuck onto”.

  7. Tad Bit Tipsy

    Still licking Bryan’s come off her lips…

  8. you mean she’s working?

  9. Dubs

    Wait, someone put here in a movie called “The Dictator” after the Michael Bay is Hilter comments?

  10. sexyman48

    Shia ” Megan says my dictate good.”

  11. Raaaaaaaa

    “…and then Michael started making Hitler salutes…”

  12. Cookie

    …saying it with his eyes..

  13. Arzach

    Whatever! I’d still fuck her until I loose my conscience

  14. Sin

    I see she is following the Kardashian way to stay in the media. Be seen with a big, usgly black man.

  15. Brennan Haley

    “Where are all the robots? What do you mean ‘screwed the pooch’? I DID NOT sleep with that kid, I can’t even pronounce the little perfert’s name!!”

  16. MrsWrong

    “Mmmmm… Botox tastes good. What do you mean Dr. Dre’s not a real doctor?”

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  18. Yeah, this is MUCH better than being in that movie that grossed half a billion dollars in a week. Did you learn to keep your mouth shut and just wash the fucking car yet?

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