He plays for Gerbil-life
Doesn’t Tom Brady know the lockout is almost over ?
“do these effectively hide my thunder?”
That is one remarkably hairless mofo. I had no idea soccer required body waxing.
“BLIMEY, I haven’t seen this many dimples since Gary Coleman!”
His legs are way sexier than his wife’s…and I don’t mean that as a compliment.
Seriously, are you going through a break-up? You’re better than this!
I think I see Posh’s faceprint in that ass, although it may just be a striking similarity.
“Man, I gotta stop falling asleep face-down ass-up when I crash at Tom’s…”
Diaper Fail- Know how I know you’re doing it wrong? YOU aren’t supposed to be the one with the rash.
Does this make me look gay?
“So I’ve been thinking,, wouldn’t the uniforms look a little better like this? C’mon, give it a try, less wind risistance.”
Best legs in the Seniors Tour … sorry, Major League Soccer.
I know, right? MLS is pathetic.
Bend what like who?
Nope. Your balls are not there either. They are still in Victoria’s purse.
He is checking to see if Tom Cruises’ hickey is gone yet.
I know I turned off the oven but did I forget to remove the ass beads again?
“Hey Victoria…come here! THIS is what a woman’s ass is supposed to look like!”
Did someone hijack your account?
“Man, that little Top Gun looking father fucker DID leave a welt.
Damn I seemed to have stumbled on a homosexual blog. Must check the links again.
I’m pretty sure that it’s not a good sign when the hemorrhoids start turning green.
“Goddamn, I’ve got a nice ass!”
I always suspected as much but now its confirmed… David Beckhams face AND ass are prettier than mine. Goddammit.
The Crap We Missed? I feel that David might be thinking the same thing.
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David Beckham on the field for the L.A. Galaxy in Carson, CA. (July 10, 2011)