1. sparkymcgee

    He plays for Gerbil-life

    Get it?

  2. DeucePickle

    Doesn’t Tom Brady know the lockout is almost over ?

  3. “do these effectively hide my thunder?”

  4. Lemmiwinks

    That is one remarkably hairless mofo. I had no idea soccer required body waxing.

  5. Jack

    “BLIMEY, I haven’t seen this many dimples since Gary Coleman!”

  6. His legs are way sexier than his wife’s…and I don’t mean that as a compliment.

  7. I think I see Posh’s faceprint in that ass, although it may just be a striking similarity.

  8. Shorty80

    “Man, I gotta stop falling asleep face-down ass-up when I crash at Tom’s…”

  9. MrsWrong

    Diaper Fail- Know how I know you’re doing it wrong? YOU aren’t supposed to be the one with the rash.

  10. Does this make me look gay?

  11. “So I’ve been thinking,, wouldn’t the uniforms look a little better like this? C’mon, give it a try, less wind risistance.”

  12. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Best legs in the Seniors Tour … sorry, Major League Soccer.

  13. Bend what like who?

  14. tlmck

    Nope. Your balls are not there either. They are still in Victoria’s purse.

  15. Sin

    He is checking to see if Tom Cruises’ hickey is gone yet.

  16. Betch

    I know I turned off the oven but did I forget to remove the ass beads again?

  17. “Hey Victoria…come here! THIS is what a woman’s ass is supposed to look like!”

  18. Blech

    Oh, hello…

  19. Brennan Haley

    “Man, that little Top Gun looking father fucker DID leave a welt.

  20. Jon

    Damn I seemed to have stumbled on a homosexual blog. Must check the links again.

  21. I’m pretty sure that it’s not a good sign when the hemorrhoids start turning green.

  22. vitobonespur

    “Goddamn, I’ve got a nice ass!”

  23. Jill

    I always suspected as much but now its confirmed… David Beckhams face AND ass are prettier than mine. Goddammit.

  24. The Crap We Missed? I feel that David might be thinking the same thing.

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