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  1. sparkymcgee

    He plays for Gerbil-life

    Get it?

    Jul 11, 2011 at 5:07 pm /  Reply /00
  2. DeucePickle

    Doesn’t Tom Brady know the lockout is almost over ?

    Jul 11, 2011 at 5:23 pm /  Reply /00
  3. vitaexcolatur

    “do these effectively hide my thunder?”

    Jul 11, 2011 at 5:43 pm /  Reply /00
  4. Lemmiwinks

    That is one remarkably hairless mofo. I had no idea soccer required body waxing.

    Jul 11, 2011 at 5:48 pm /  Reply /00
  5. Jack

    “BLIMEY, I haven’t seen this many dimples since Gary Coleman!”

    Jul 11, 2011 at 5:58 pm /  Reply /00
  6. McFeely Smackup

    His legs are way sexier than his wife’s…and I don’t mean that as a compliment.

    Jul 11, 2011 at 6:08 pm /  Reply /00
  7. It had to be said

    I think I see Posh’s faceprint in that ass, although it may just be a striking similarity.

    Jul 11, 2011 at 6:17 pm /  Reply /00
  8. Shorty80

    “Man, I gotta stop falling asleep face-down ass-up when I crash at Tom’s…”

    Jul 11, 2011 at 6:26 pm /  Reply /00
  9. MrsWrong

    Diaper Fail- Know how I know you’re doing it wrong? YOU aren’t supposed to be the one with the rash.

    Jul 11, 2011 at 6:39 pm /  Reply /00
  10. Lightdragon

    Does this make me look gay?

    Jul 11, 2011 at 6:48 pm /  Reply /00
  11. Mary Jane

    “So I’ve been thinking,, wouldn’t the uniforms look a little better like this? C’mon, give it a try, less wind risistance.”

    Jul 11, 2011 at 7:14 pm /  Reply /00
  12. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Best legs in the Seniors Tour … sorry, Major League Soccer.

    Jul 11, 2011 at 7:23 pm /  Reply /00
  13. Komodo

    Bend what like who?

    Jul 11, 2011 at 8:09 pm /  Reply /00
  14. tlmck

    Nope. Your balls are not there either. They are still in Victoria’s purse.

    Jul 11, 2011 at 10:27 pm /  Reply /00
  15. Sin

    He is checking to see if Tom Cruises’ hickey is gone yet.

    Jul 11, 2011 at 10:35 pm /  Reply /00
  16. Betch

    I know I turned off the oven but did I forget to remove the ass beads again?

    Jul 11, 2011 at 10:43 pm /  Reply /00
  17. McFeely Smackup

    “Hey Victoria…come here! THIS is what a woman’s ass is supposed to look like!”

    Jul 11, 2011 at 11:03 pm /  Reply /00
  18. Blech

    Oh, hello…

    Jul 11, 2011 at 11:22 pm /  Reply /00
  19. Brennan Haley

    “Man, that little Top Gun looking father fucker DID leave a welt.

    Jul 11, 2011 at 11:32 pm /  Reply /00
  20. Jon

    Damn I seemed to have stumbled on a homosexual blog. Must check the links again.

    Jul 12, 2011 at 12:17 am /  Reply /00
  21. BurntWater

    I’m pretty sure that it’s not a good sign when the hemorrhoids start turning green.

    Jul 12, 2011 at 1:51 am /  Reply /00
  22. vitobonespur

    “Goddamn, I’ve got a nice ass!”

    Jul 12, 2011 at 5:23 am /  Reply /00
  23. Jill

    I always suspected as much but now its confirmed… David Beckhams face AND ass are prettier than mine. Goddammit.

    Jul 12, 2011 at 7:55 am /  Reply /00
  24. NunyoBidnez

    The Crap We Missed? I feel that David might be thinking the same thing.

    Jul 12, 2011 at 9:06 am /  Reply /00

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