superficial

  1. isleptwithgod

    SQUIRREL!

    • Deryn

      Damn, I wish there were Like buttons or some such around here. I feel (and probably look) dorky saying “perfect!”, which this is.

  2. doogleberg

    Most women wear a tank top to show off their cleavage…here, Amanda Seyfried shows off her fully-functioning lungs and heart valves through her disgustingly transparent epidermis.

  3. adolf hitler

    nice rack of lamb

  4. Lemmiwinks

    Finally… a shot of her staring directly at the camera.

  5. hbw

    This is what happens when you tell your boyfriend “not in the face!”.

  6. really prefer her when she’s kissing girls

  7. a lot of people perfer her to kissing girls. I couldn’t care if she kissed Snooki or a wookie. she still is hot to me.

  8. Sin

    Wonder if she is standing still and her hair is just that full of jizz to keep it that way.

  9. Blech

    She’s blending in with that wall.

  10. MrsWrong

    In hindsight it MIGHT have been my fault. I just couldn’t HANDLE so many pictures of her EVERYWHERE. And how am I to blame when SHE has 270° vision??!!??

  11. Due to excessive pressure build-up, Amanda Seyfried had to have a valve installed behind her right ear to release the air from her head twice a day. Luckily the other two air bags are self-regulating and always stay fully inflated.

  12. Jenny with a Y

    “Is that fresh roadkill over there? A dog?! Just what I need to complete my collection!”

  13. Amanda has heard that I am in town and she is running over to my hotel room.

    Stop Laughing!! A BOY CAN DREAM!!!!! {sobs quietly in corner}

  14. TyroneBiggums

    She’s running from Brooke Shields from the last picture.

  15. MisterSuccint

    That Trojan vibrator really does blow your hair back.

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