superficial

  1. Chris

    Christ, Cruella! Stop staring at me and take the puppies!

  2. pdan

    “Oh. My. God. What happened to your eyes?”

    “Where we’re going, we won’t need eyes to see.”

  3. Porter

    Glamour…FAIL.

  4. SIN

    She is getting into makeup for the Addams Family shoot. Read the hat.

  5. Oh Snap

    Are they making a black swan part 2?

  6. Box

    hey! at least the Latisse is working for her.

  7. DeucePickle

    I’m not certain that she really needs to draw attention to her eyes

  8. Colin

    Okay, she had better be Morticia in the Addams Family or there is no excuse for this.

  9. Deacon Jones

    Man, Charlie looks like shit.

  10. Jack

    In honor of Michael Jackson. RIP.

  11. UnholyKrep

    Brooke Shields-
    Model, Mother, Space Alien. Always on the go.

  12. I guess those antidepressants weren’t a good idea after all.

  13. hey stupid, you’re supposed to play Morticia not Lurch!

  14. Jacko

    Nice Herpes!

  15. ChickenHawk

    Adam Lambert has never looked better

  16. emccee

    “my precious”

  17. Kenny

    It’s just a step to the left…

  18. Pipedreamer

    Suddenly, Tom Cruise is starting to make alot of sense.

  19. AM I. PRETTY… YET?!

  20. tlmck

    I thought the Addams Family was a comedy, not a horror show.

  21. Let me guess…we’re closing in on the time she starts doing nudes to prove she’s still sexy?

  22. holymoly

    Following in the steps of Sean Young, Brooke is not taking her “NO” response to her true blood audition to heart and will be in full vampire makeup until somebody calls her to be on the show or Dr. Drew books her for celebrity rehab

  23. MrsWrong

    “I’m just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It’s just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade.”

  24. ugasean

    Coming this Fall to NBC: Suddenly Satan!

  25. Someone alert Brooke Shields’ people! I’m pretty sure that Joan Van Ark has her locked up somewhere.

  26. Guido

    Depressed Swan

  27. Hansel, Gretel, watch out!!!!

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