superficial

  1. Josephus

    Selma Blair: the first person to double her body weight through pregnancy.

  2. Deryn

    How long has she been pregnant? Like, three years?

  3. UnholyKrep

    Hellboy is gonna be PISSED about this….

  4. Lemmiwinks

    Evidently Maywood is okay, it was the January wood that caused all the trouble.

  5. Satan's bitch

    Is his name pronounced “bleck” or “bleak”?

  6. MrsWrong

    Sooooo, she’s having an elephant??

  7. tlmck

    Um. One of those dudes is pregnant.

  8. Josephus

    She looks like a snake that ate a rabbit whole.

  9. Tom Cruise, having another one of his daydreams.

  10. Reece

    She has the gestation period of an elephant. Everyone else in Hollywood seems to crap one out every 15.5 minutes to regenerate interest. Does she not know how this fame thing works? Pull it out, name it “Moon Pie Mc BottomTop” and then start over.

  11. TyroneBiggums

    She looks kind of like fat Elvis.

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