superficial

  1. DimeStoreRiot

    Man Andy Dick will do anything to stay in the spotlight.

  2. Seriously, Wes Craven needs to get his props under control…

  3. Oh Snap

    My precious..

  4. UnholyKrep

    Will someone PLEASE put a wooden stake into this thing?

  5. Dave

    There’s a “Mummy” franchise reboot right there.

  6. I didn’t realize that George A.Romero was making a sixth sequel to Night of the Living Dead. Well at least they won’t have to apply much zombie make-up here.

  7. crabby old guy

    First you dump a Rosie on us, now this? KeyRiest Fish, you know it’s a Monday, don’t you?! Where are shot of the Royal Fanny? Katy Perry doing jumping jacks? Anything that will flush these images out of our collective souls?

  8. Siloporcen7

    She’s kinda evoking Audrey Hepburn

  9. LeAnn Rimes can’t wait to have curves like this.

  10. Gilligan’s looking for the Professor. And his hat.

  11. MrsWrong

    Can I haz blindfold?

  12. Dear thesuperficial,

    stopwitdaaaaat.

    Thank you,
    DM

  13. I guess Carrot Top has finally stopped taking his ‘roids.

  14. Get to the gym you fattie!

  15. bassackwards

    If you kill it……it won’t come back….

  16. kimmykimkim

    She must have JUST got the memo that Auschwitz is closed and she’s free to go.

  17. TyroneBiggums

    In every picture, there’s a mexican dude looking the other direction, trying to erase the nightmare from him mind.

  18. Isn’t she supposed to be hosting Tales from the Crypt right now?

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