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  1. i stink

    nice ass and pic of topless grandma in the background.

  2. B. Rodriguez, eh? Now that’s a shiny metal ass I’d be willing to bite.

  3. CptCreep

    Moar Pancakes!!!

  4. DeucePickle

    Pretty sweet granny cans photo-bomb.

    • some guy

      +1

      Is it wrong that I rubbed one out to the topless granny? I figured I’d keep it real since I have no chance with this smokin hot brunette, whoever she is.

      • MrsWrong

        I think if those nips get u hard a mirror might make u happy 4-eva. I call it the Circle of Non-Life(Hakuna Matata). You are doing God’s work. Please, continue to not-produce. We thank you and your grandma-nipple-loving-freak-ass.

  5. Deacon Jones

    (thought going through mind of woman in top left)

    “Fucking bitch.”

  6. Boy, I wouldn’t bother to cover those cans either.

    • MrsWrong

      Wright?!**pops Schmidt beer** Heers won two hue man dee scent see!*Runs hand through mullet and pulls up waistband on spandex **belch*

  7. meeeee

    in every photo there’s always an overweight white woman in the background saying it all with her scowl.

  8. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    And that’s how you grow up a Republican.

  9. j/k

    All this T&A around and the kid’s got a foot fetish…

  10. tlmck

    What Amy Winehouse used to look like.

  11. Sin

    Still have no clue whoi she is but based on the photos, I vote to never show the face and lack of tits. Just show the nice ass and legs.

  12. looks like that kid just narrowly escaped the dreaded scissor lock neck snap maneuver. and still doesn’t realize how close he just was to the hottest pussy he’ll ever be near in his life.

  13. Peeper

    wheres the BIG RED STAR on that chicks breastesses in the background??

    • MrsWrong

      I dont know about u but a few pics back I stabbed my eyes with scissors and put some gold(?) stars over my eyelids. Thank god for the bumps on my f and j keys! BTW…if u didn’t stab ur eyeys out, U WILL B BLIND SOON…there are bumbs on your F and J keys…get to know them…

  14. Belen Rodriguez has finally had enough and delivers a swift kick to the kid on the beach that up until this point, we just assumed was her son.

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