superficial

  1. sparkymcgee

    Like a fine wine…that one.

  2. Unimate

    Remember when that whale breached into that dude’s sailboat?

  3. pdan

    Randy Savage looks pretty great for having been dead a couple weeks.

  4. doogleberg

    Aaarrrghh, me scirvy itches…aaarrrghh, cheeseburgers and chips and big gulps and…aaarrrghh, me crew is gettin’ restless…aaarrrghh the life of a fat pirate.

  5. Senor Trout

    What was her pro wrestling name – Razor Ramon? Diesel? Tugboat? I can never sort them all out.

  6. adolf hitler

    she looks like a lesbian

  7. Dr. Hufurrrrr

    Since finally shaving, Ron Jeremy’s face itches constantly.

  8. Judah Friedlander has taken to the seas everyone…

  9. MarkM

    So someone REALLY wants the rights to marry that?!?

  10. Matty

    That Sam Kinison biopic looks to be coming along nicely.

  11. Snooki’s looking better these days.

  12. Rough's goop du jour

    But in all seriousness, if Popeye doesn’t have a can of spinach near by, he’s toast.

  13. Steve

    Apparently Brett Hart has been alive all this time… living on a steady diet of funnel cakes.

  14. Oh Snap

    I seriously thought that was Jack Black for a minute..

  15. Mark B

    If we are going to go with the wrestling theme, that is a younger brunette version of Greg The Hammer Valentine.

  16. GuidotheRed

    Hurley returning to the Island

  17. UnholyKrep

    Cap’n Lou Albano, out for a spin on the S.S. Lauper,

  18. Jack

    “BLAH, that’s the LAST time I put my fingers anywhere NEAR Lindsay Lohan’s cooter!”

  19. Someone Else

    “Though its cold and lonely in the deep dark night, I can see paradise by the dashboard lightttttttttttttt”, yep, ready to start touring again.
    Meatloaf “fat out of hell” 2011

  20. Spankee

    America….churning out hotties since 1776.

  21. hbw

    Rosie is the world’s only lesbian that is her OWN man in a boat.

  22. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Behold the Messiah of Comfortable.

  23. Tad Bit Tipsy

    She looks like the love child of Jim Belushi and Steven Segal…

  24. crabby old guy

    Call me Ishmael.

  25. Keith

    Where’s Roy Scheider and a scuba tank when you need them?

  26. Mike Walker

    “You’re going to need a bigger boat”

  27. ChickenHawk

    Mickey Rourke is looking a little haggard…

  28. Satan's bitch

    Is this The Superficial or People of Walmart .com?

  29. MrsWrong

    Well I guess now we know The Marriage Equality act was a dare. I’m just surprised it’s not Rosie’s GF who is trying to escape by sea

  30. MrsWrong

    Clam Diving-You’re doing it wrong

  31. sexyman48

    Not pictured her girlfriend laying spread eagle and also kids sitting in the front of the boat.

  32. Cookie

    Big Pussy Bonpensiero

  33. Wow. Nick Hogan has really let the accident get to him…

  34. Sin

    That’s a female, you sure about that?

  35. ♫… Believe me when I say I fucked a mermaid,
    I’m on a boat, I’m on a boat…♫

  36. Jesus…you guys pulled out all the stops for this thread, pure gold up in here!

    It looks like she wanted her weight printed on her shirt…but it took two lines.

  37. AT

    No way thats not a dude, NO WAY!

  38. some guy

    …and this has been a PSA from Lyle Alzado on the dangers of steroids.

    Stay in school, kids.

  39. vlad

    Kong hiring a boat to take her back to Skull Island

  40. Max

    You sure that’s not Hagrid?

  41. mememe

    suncreen baby, sunscreen….no matter how butch…

  42. Seat Filler

    Near her Home in NY , you mean behind her in the Ocean with the rest of the migrating Humpback

  43. TyroneBiggums

    No Rosie, you have to cast a line. The fish won’t just jump into your mouth.

  44. Pipedreamer

    MMMMM… Me want COOOOOOOOOOKIE!

  45. Dali

    Hooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrffffffffffffffff!

    What a monster!

  46. Liam Neeson is crazy! Always releasing that damed Cracken.

  47. Becky

    My burrito!

  48. Jasmin

    When I saw the thumbnail, I could’ve sworn it was Amber Portwood.

  49. Koisty

    Kenny Powers called, he wants his look back.

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