“That’s it, we’re going home. How many times to I need to tell you to stop kicking your big brother’s ass?”

so these are the next two he’s gonna ruin?

Juicy. She is a juicy. It’s too bad his first born wasn’t smart enough. You always go for a juicy. They’ll stick with you no matter what!

Holy shit- thought Vincent Price died.

Aw, lookit little Zod…I mean Clark…what the hell is his kids name again?

Keep belongings with you at all times.

Well, he looks sober and sane . . .

When the fuck did Paris Hilton go brunette?

let me just ask a question, when is a child too big to hold? That kid is easily as tall as that prostitute he bought.

Bangkok Not-so Dangerous?

Con Air?

Get-in-the-car-or-i’ll-cut-your- Face/Off?

Adaptation?

I had no idea they were remaking The ADDAMS FAMILY!

I don’t know what’s more disturbing about this picture: the fact that he is with Nicole Ritchie; that he has kidnapped Maddox Jolie-Pitt; or that he is busting out the Keep On Truckin’ move while carrying a child.

I didn’t know he had a daughter.

Hm? What’s that you say?

come ka’el. the ice fortress is melting!

The Walking Dead – Second Season???

Shouldn’t Kal El be carrying him?

All my weird kids make me PISS BLOOD!!