So a baby can really grow in there?
I hear if she gets caught faking it in bed that she gets up, does a stupid irish jig, and immediately exits the room.
LMAO, job well done.
Why yes, they’re dressed to match, so this must be from the engagement shoot.
Fine, whatever…….just so long as she never releases another album or tries to sell tickets to come hear her “sing”.
Did someone Joe-Dirt that hat to her head? Nothing else makes sense
You noticed that too? It’s been, what… two weeks now?
i know! i am convinced it’s hiding a brain stem lobotomy. usually it’s done in the front, but when you only have so much to work with………….
We’re gonna call this one Harlem Bagheera. Don’t you love it?
It’s-a Piazza party!
Ashlee Simpson’s inexperienced 13 year old boyfriend unsuccessfully attempts to cop a feel.
Best thing about this photo?
That Emo fucktard of an Ex looking at it and crying.
No, the BEST thing is that she now wears jorts and therefore can no longer reproduce
Why does she seem to always be channeling Boy George circa 1980’s with those stupid hats? Someone really needs to kick this bitch in the twat.
I never thought I’d say this but… The saner Simpson sister.
Oh, you mean Fall Out Boy put a baby RIGHT HERE!
Commenting as a Guest
Sign in or Join.