“I’m sorry Cher, but when it is this thick, it tends too fall off in chunks.”
Geez…Larry David must be really desperate for work these days.
I’ve never seen a caulking sponge before.
Cher is exhausted after the seven hours of make-up necessary to transform her into Cher.
“I bet you wish you could turn back time, bitch.”
I think she is making a hard attempt to.
I tell ya, back in ’76, Jefferson, Adams, and Franklin all made my top 5 list of best lovers. I even got their signatures tattooed on my ass afterwards.
“I don’t think this is working, Charlie. Break out that Death Becomes Her can of spray paint.”
yes. that’s all I was going to write. ‘death becomes her’.
You know anything about changing a nose? Wanna help me change a nose here? No? I could use a little help. I need a little assistance. I never took a shop class, and I need a little help. Ok, I’m just coming flat out and saying ‘help me.’ Anybody want to help a semi-retarded individual change a nose? 25, 30 dollars. 30 dollars to change this nose. 35 dollars to change this nose right now.
I just woke up and that caption was still going.
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Cher pre-taping her performance for a Fourth of July Fireworks television special in New Jersey. (June 29, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
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