I see UPS finally delivered that Katy Perry clone he ordered.
Women had dark hair long before Katy Perry.
It’s gotta be awkward to date someone with the same hairstyle.
At least he changed his mind at the last minute and went for the white Uggs. That could have been awkwaaaard!
Is that Katy on his t-shirt?
I totally thought that myself.
“See, Maggie Gyllenhaal? I do your hair up like mine, and no one recognizes you.”
“Were your shoes designed by Spider-Man?”
White Uggs, sweatpants and shin guards soon to be all the rage………
I think she’s just got to smell the douche
Nah. The smell of fame & cash has destroyed her ability to detect any other odurs.
Yikes! Bad legs!
He’s demonstrating how many fingers he wants up his ass.
“So you’re saying that you, and millions of people like you, have these things called Virginias instead of penises?”
Those…those legs…are on wrong. Or something…
“Hewwo…I’m a wittle bunny wabbit…”
“That’s amazing, Russell. How do you do that?”
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