There went the rest of my lunch.
In this pic: old man desperately trying to get a hardon; young female hoping it doesn’t happen and thinking about shopping.
I think she’s trying to give him mouth to mouth.
“The sea was angry that day. Angry like a young woman realising that her only option in life was whoring herself out to an old, doughy, bald man”
Never heard of him.
She’ll toss his salad and he’ll scramble her eggs.
..tastes like… money.
Looks like someone is gonna earn that upsized Happy Meal.
That Alicia Silverstone will feed anybody.
They let you kiss walruses at SeaWorld now.
Tryouts for a new “Girls Next Door” series?
I wonder what Frasier Crane would say about that…
Miracle On 34th Street: XXX
Look at the size of that mother fucker’s head!
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