superficial

  1. “Do you think anyone’s noticed it’s in?”

  2. I’m sure it’s fun fucking her on a bike, but they better watch out for bumps.

  3. Wally's Beaver

    It is nice to see him take his blowup doll out every once in a while.

  4. Mimi

    Driving Ms. Daisy: The Next Generation

  5. Wow. Sex really IS “just like riding a bike.”

  6. That was a popular bike to ride in the 90s but now it’s just sad to see somebody on it.

  7. Filming a new sex tape, I see. Tell me where I can download and I’ll fap to it.

  8. Now all they need is Pee Wee Herman’s bike and the whole universe can implode.

  9. Slappy Magoo

    But you’ll look sweet, upon my seat of a bicycle built for 2 girls 1 cup.

  10. Little Tongue

    She rides the bike, sucks the hose, and pays the bills. Isn’t he a lucky bastard!

  11. This way nobody will know you two are old *rolls eyes*

  12. You can take the girl out of Canada but you can’t take the lumberjack out of the girl.

  13. The new definition of “riding bitch”.

  14. “I changed my mind. We don’t need a bicycle seat.”

  15. “I tell you, Rick, I still think this damn thing is out of gas.”

  16. You know, Pam, the homeless are just as happy to get a dollar.

  17. PassingTrue

    “Reverse Cowboy” is an underrated skill.

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