Impregnating people one person at a time.
Wow that’s some ugly chick he knocked up.
Is that his best friend’s new wife?
So they ARE making the Goonies remake.
OK, this whole switching heads with Photoshop thing is getting old.
I know, Baby Ruths ARE good, aren’t they
I thought Rob Ford was in rehab?
Why is Simon not letting Susan Boyle sing?
Why won’t Simon let Susan Boyle sing?
Now my first attempt pops up?
sinead o’conner joins x-factor
(Rips fat guys’ mask off) “Michael Moore?!!”
“Yeah, and I woulda gotten away with it too if it wasn’t for you meddlin’ judges!”
“Heh heh buddy, your wife’s next on my list”
“Oh yeah? My wife’s name is Walter.”
“Sloth love Simon.”
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Simon Cowell in London. (June 6, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News