1. Ronaldo

    She has turned into a baby-making machine.

  2. Short Round

    Matthew was always careful to cover up the first half of his favorite “I foolishly knocked Christina up and all I got was this lousy Explore Inner Peace Meditate t-shirt” t-shirt.

  3. Swearin

    Wow, Rob Kardashian turned all his shit around real fast

  4. Vlad

    After such a large meal the snake won’t have to eat for a few months

  5. Looks like he should have explored outer ejaculations.

  6. He spelled “medicate” wrong

  7. Engorged milk duds should be here any day now.

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