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  1. Cock Dr

    There’s a lot of botox in that photo.

    • Cher X

      Yeah, Sandra looks terrible. When will these ladies learn that Botox does not make you look any younger? You just look a cracked-out version of your old self.

  2. I want to make a Speed joke but I’ve been stuck with Keanu-face for like 5 minutes.

  3. Short Round

    Sandra just sat frozen as her returning nightmare seemed to became reality. To be on The Bachelorette and she HAD to choose Keanu.

  4. “Listen Sandra. I don’t think Hugh wants to relive that fateful moment that made him infamous encounter with the street walker.”

  5. ultra

    two presents: a dozen roses and a dick-in-a-box.

  6. “Here sweetheart, let me help you prop those flowers up.”

  7. Little Tongue

    “Yes, we did have a threesome. Now, you guess who fucked who.”

  8. She’s still a hottie.

  9. winter

    Michael jackson??

  10. I can’t be the only one who wants to punch Hugh Grant so I can wipe that perpetual smirk off his face. Come on, who’s with me?

  11. Vlad

    Miss Shrinkability

  12. Not a Bullock fan,but for some reason I think her and Keanu would make a good couple.

    • I’m not a fan of her acting style but she’s a very nice person. I met her several times when I lived in Los Angeles (we had mutual friends/acquaintances) and she was funny and charming every time.

      If she’s an evil bitch, then I retract my earlier estimation of her acting abilities, because she’s the greatest actress in the world if she can pull off that Nice Girl routine so consistently over time.

      And yes, I think Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock would make a very interesting couple.

  13. “Usually I prefer to have tulips over my cock, but this works too.”

  14. TheSufFan

    My 90s actor wet dream

  15. dennis

    I love Sandra but she does look like she just got caught doing what she does to keep getting starring roles in that pic,.

  16. MaxJ

    Hugh: “Sandra, consider this your two weeks notice.”
    Keanu: “That’s not fast enough.”

  17. Ms Congeniality
    Mr Personality
    Mr Infidelity

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