“Wow, it’s so realistic! You even made it reek like alcohol!”
Very disturbing photo.
I’d eat me. I’d eat me so hard.
♫ Goodbye horses, I’m dying over you… ♫
+1, I bet he tucks better than buffalo bill too.
he just achieved the ultimate fantasy of having to suck himself off without surgery and a large penis.
or having to swallow his own load…
ummm. any guy can do that.
This is actually a chart showing the size of his ego on the left as compared to the size of his talent on the right.
I wonder what it would feel like to have a Dreg butt plug inside me.
haha i was just waiting for someone to make some butt plug joke…didn’t take long ;)
He tried out for the Jolly Green Giant but had to settle for the Del Monte Douchbag.
Ladies and Gentlemen…. the HOFSICLE!
We’re going to need a tiny hamburger!
David Hasselhoff unveils the new line of Baywatch Tampons.
“sniff sniff, smells like Pam Anderson”
Just like the real thing: ice cold to the touch and nothing below the belt.
So they made it realistic, like a Ken doll.
Wow! look the Hoff trying the Lee Strasberg of method acting….Im impress!
“Which one of us wants a bottle of Jim Beam? What’s that, we both do? But you haven’t got any hands. Don’t worry, I’ll take care of it for you.”
If you look at the negative space between Hoff and his Hoffsticle, you can almost see the music taste of all of his German fans
It’s been a while since I saw baywatch so please, update…Do both of them have no legs and stand just on a wooden penis?
Wonder when the first lawsuit will pop up of someone choking on the Hoff?
Big David and Little David always see eye to eye on women.
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