You know you’re a douchebag when you can’t even get the “douchebag lip-purse” right.
He’s saying . . . “well, that sucked.”
He looks like he just sucked a lemon. Get it? A lemon.
There’s nothing classier than pushing out a fart while wearing a $3000 suit.
Oh, I guess he just saw that Chyna pic too.
Damn it. Even while making a goofy face, he’s still way hotter than I am.
Pocket pool and an unexpectedly jagged fingernail.
I’m going to have disagree… he doesn’t look ANYTHING like Aubrey O’Day’s vagina.
The face of a man who tried to fart and got more than be bargained for.
“Whew! For a minute, I thought *I* was the father of January’s baby!”
they totally can’t tell i’m sucking it in. totally.
he’s looking for a place to spit the load he just received
Don’t care, still hot.
Me thinks Don Draper just saw an interracial couple
Wolverine after a few too many orders of Outback cheesefries.
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