superficial

  1. You know you’re a douchebag when you can’t even get the “douchebag lip-purse” right.

  2. It had to be said

    He’s saying . . . “well, that sucked.”

  3. He looks like he just sucked a lemon. Get it? A lemon.

  4. Chip Whitley

    There’s nothing classier than pushing out a fart while wearing a $3000 suit.

  5. Richard McBeef

    Oh, I guess he just saw that Chyna pic too.

  6. CharmlessMan

    Damn it. Even while making a goofy face, he’s still way hotter than I am.

  7. Sodomy_Is_For_Girls

    Pocket pool and an unexpectedly jagged fingernail.

  8. I’m going to have disagree… he doesn’t look ANYTHING like Aubrey O’Day’s vagina.

  9. KC

    The face of a man who tried to fart and got more than be bargained for.

  10. MellyMel

    “Whew! For a minute, I thought *I* was the father of January’s baby!”

  11. holymoly

    they totally can’t tell i’m sucking it in. totally.

  12. vlad

    he’s looking for a place to spit the load he just received

  13. JMS

    Blue steel?

  14. Tiff

    Don’t care, still hot.

  15. MrsWrong

    Me thinks Don Draper just saw an interracial couple

  16. Brennan Haley

    Wolverine after a few too many orders of Outback cheesefries.

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