Khloe should always stay 20 feet behind her sister – actually 30 feet – no, 40 feet, at least. You know, to help her look more normal, more “to scale.”
Yikes. Must suck hard to be Chloe Kardashian! Her sisters are so obsessed with their looks, they are probably the reason she continually, sadly, attemps to be equally sexy. Maybe she could be the Kardashian with a personality, how about. She should take some LSD, open her mind, express her individuality, and stop trying to conform to her vain sisters, to a mold that OBVIOUSLY DOES NOT WORK. … And by the way I am pretty sure this pic is extra hilarious cause of the unfortunate angle- obv her sis isn’t actually that short. They’re probably on stairs. Still, I feel pity for the big lass.
lamar odom is a fucking retard. hes a professional baller and for some reason he felt the need to settle down with this slobberino?? he is a disgrace to mankind.
thought it was a guy holy shit
Khloe: “This time I’d better cover the cameltoe. That’s why I brought the hige purse.”
That look the wookie has…..she’s either ready to forage for food or is scoping out more places to shop.
Head and shoulders above the humans.
Here’s John Candy and his date Kourtney Kardashian steppin’ out on the red carpet at the premiere of “Uncle Buck: Witness Protection”.
Too soon.
TOTALLY looks like John Candy!!! I thought the same thing!!!
That’s not even mean. She DOES look like John Candy!!
She really does. Poor John Candy.
Now that you mention it, I think you’re right. But when I first saw the picture I thought she was Lon Chaney, Jr.
Looks like John Popper in drag. Where’s his harmonica?
Rosie O’Donnell and the cute Kardashian hang out?
Kim’s in this picture too. Notice the sack on Khloe’s chin?
Im pretty sure that is Kim in the Mrs Doubtfire getup
Kourtney: And so then he was like– Khloe, are you even listening?
Khloe: I SMELL CHILI DOGS.
“Hold on, I got some cud coming up.”
This is like a before and after pic, we’re just missing the part where bugs bunny sticks a pressurized air hose into Kourtney.
:|
courtney is the only one that looks like an effin human
the others are freaks of nature
It’s like someone spliced the genes of Chewbacca, Miss Piggy and Boy George.
whats up with the chyna pics today?
+1
These two CANNOT come from the same vagina. Impossible.
same vagina, acceptable… same penis, veeeery doubtable!
Obama in the background?
…sayin it with his eyes.
Thank god she’s clothed. That nasty ass bathing suit pic made me vomit.
I think I’ve got it. The Kardashians are really Hoss, Adam, and little Joe.
This would be Hoss and little Joe of course.
Ding. Ding. +10
HA HA!!
Looks like Mimi Fariña and Mama Cass at the Monterey Pop festival.
Nice semi-obscure reference. (Bonus for the tilde.)
Bertha and Betty of the Butt Sisters.
nice jowls
Biggie Biggie Biggie, can’t you see, somehow your words just hypnotize me…
Khloe reminds me of Matilda the Hun, a GLOW wrestler from the 1980s. Watch this and let me know what you think. The resemblance is incredible.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9z3jq_tammy-jones-vs-matilda-the-hun-crow_sport
I can’t remember when I’ve seen so much violence and destruction, such wanton cruelty and mayhem, the bloodlust, the carnage…Oh, the humanity!…
you’re talking about this picture, right…
Ham Beast with her ham bag.
If this pic doesn’t get Carmen Sandiego out of hiding, I don’t know what will…
The smaller one could actually fit into the Wookie’s purse.
What the fuck is that?!?!
Seriously!
What the fuck IS that?
Not pictured: The villagers and their torches.
don’t forget the pitchforks.
lol compare their bags. lololol
Khloe packed a small snack for the walk from the restaurant to the car.
And still, there he is, in the background, saying it all with his eye.
Arwwwwwaaaaaaaarrrrrr. AWR!
Ranger Smith never did see through their disguises when they escaped from Jellystone to West Hollywood.
Wow, Khloe smooshed her face! Maybe next time she’ll wait for somebody to open the door.
Colin Farrell in character for the airport scene in the Total Recall remake.
I guess they don’t have treadmills on Kashyyyk.
this is just all kinds of wrong!
When did Stephen Fry grow his hair long?
Remember when E! made Khloe dye her hair so all three sisters would look alike? Because the hair color was the problem…
Khloe should always stay 20 feet behind her sister – actually 30 feet – no, 40 feet, at least. You know, to help her look more normal, more “to scale.”
When cloning goes wrong
This is why cloning is illegal, they never come out just right
This is what can happen when cousins marry…
Yikes. Must suck hard to be Chloe Kardashian! Her sisters are so obsessed with their looks, they are probably the reason she continually, sadly, attemps to be equally sexy. Maybe she could be the Kardashian with a personality, how about. She should take some LSD, open her mind, express her individuality, and stop trying to conform to her vain sisters, to a mold that OBVIOUSLY DOES NOT WORK. … And by the way I am pretty sure this pic is extra hilarious cause of the unfortunate angle- obv her sis isn’t actually that short. They’re probably on stairs. Still, I feel pity for the big lass.
So that’s where Kirstie Alley’s fat went…
she’s going for the “i’ll hold my bag in front of my belly so they think I’m preggers trick’. Unfortunately for her, she looks pregnant in the chin.
Ok WTF she looks ten times worse than normal. Is her face swollen from some plastic surgery or did she put on like 40 pounds in two weeks?
looks like chewbacca and an ewok shoppin for bandoliers.
whatta fuck is that??
On the set of their latest TV series “The Kardashians: Adventures in Genetic Engineering Failures”
lamar odom is a fucking retard. hes a professional baller and for some reason he felt the need to settle down with this slobberino?? he is a disgrace to mankind.
Who the hell did Kris Jenner screw 27 years ago?
from this picture I would have to say The Incredible Bulk
so THAT’S where all of Kirstie’s fat went…