Jessica Simpson and Jessica Alba at Yale University in New Haven, CT. (June 4, 2011)
Hmm… IQ of both combined?? 1? 2?
thats good enough for Yale
Take the test. One is pregnant. Can you guess which it is?
If you look close, you can see Jessica Simpson’s wearing a disguise, and it looks like a Mr. Potato Head nose.
Has-been and passed-by.
Well look who turned up. Fat has-been and fatter has-been.
The year: 2004, and no combination of Jessicas was providing more masturbatory material than Simpson and Alba. Now let’s hear the number tune in June of 2004 . . .
Student body size: 11,500
Average IQ of student body: 133
Average IQ of student body, plus those pictured: 132
I dont mean to be a stickler for details, but if their IQ’s were supposed to be really low in your theory, it would actually drag the average down much more than just 1.
I don’t mean to be a stickler for basic math skills, but if you added in those two and it dropped the entire average by a whole point, they would each have an IQ of -5,618, which is pretty damn low. POINT DREG!
Actually K… it would make their IQ a combined -11236. Sorry about the stickling.
stickler – go back and revisit your stats text books.
Just beat me to it Mark. Nice job!
Students of Yale, we present to you today a cautionary tale of Hollywood. We have here two formerly hot women named Jessica…
The joke ‘ll be on the two Jessicas when they discover Yale’s not a community college.
Bimbo and the Butch
Neither of them could ever spell YALE on their own, maybe not even if we spot them a letter or two.
I never thought I’d see Jessica Alba looking fatter than Jessica Simpson…
Yeah crazy what a little thing like being heavily pregnant will do to a body.
See what I did there?
Either: “So people like, come here and learn stuff. So weird”
Other: “Yah. Makes me…hurty.”
The two girls stood confused like that for almost two hours after someone introduced them… “Jessica, I’d like you to meet Jessica.”
Haha! It’s funny cuz its true!
nice cameltoe there Jess :)
10 years ago this would have been he hottest picture.
I don’t care what any of you queers say, I’d still totally do both of them
I present to you “A Yale of Two Jessicas”.
“It was the best of Jessicas, it was the worst of Jessicas. Actually, they were both kinda ‘meh’.”
You left out the ending, where one of the Jessicas goes to the guillotine. But which one?
I actually never read “A Tale of Two Cities”. I based the post on Sesame Street when Bert was reading “A Tale of Two Oatmeals”.
So did Khloe start selling Wookiee Wallets to the public, or was it just a special for Ms. Simpson?
That’s not a still pic, it’s a 3 minute video
Alba misunderstood her Latino manager ‘s thick accent & thought he was sending them to visit “jail”, and Simpson heard something about a lasagna with a file in it.
A week late and in the wrong place, It’s the Blind Bimbos of Alabama…
just goes to show you kiddies–the expiration date on vaginas go by so quickly.
Jennifer Beals laughed. A lot.
Since the Two Coreys show ended with the death of one, what’s the odds we would lose a Jessica if they teamed up for a reality show?
Ok, Jessica Alba I can believe, but who let Jessica Simpson on that campus? Campus Police!!
Who would let these two idiots near this school? The IQ of everyone in a 5 mile radius must have plummeted.
Same name, same weight…too bad one has a kid in her
Twins 2. Only their mother could tell them apart.
10 years ago I would have driven my penis through my monitor.
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