“Oh wow, there are wheels on our luggage? You’re a genius, Snooks!”

Hey, Guy Fawkes…wake the hell up! If there was EVER a time to detonate a bomb, it’s RIGHT NOW!

Guy Fawkes in the background must be thinking: “V is for Venereal Disease!”

You’d think that in all of Italy there would be at least one mafia hitman willing to do America a solid and take care of these two.

Isn’t this a still shot from the scene in Dumb and Dumber when Lloyd and Harry go on the shopping spree?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4f4EsPBvTk

JWoww is a good friend for helping Snooki wheel her sack lunch.

Which venereal diseases causes accelerated leg hair growth?

After being kicked out of their 12th hotel, Jenny and Snooki seek other options.

How much herpes medication and candy bars are in your purse that you need to take luggage everywhere you go?

Michael Kors is gonna kill someone when he sees this photo LOL

I see Anonymous has a new target.

There is always a Guy Fawkes display in the background wishing it could grow legs and run the fuck out of there.

And the term “stars” is used as loose as these two’s vajayjays.

I could’ve sworn they were at the premier of V for Vandetta in Mongolia. But if you say theyre in Italy then I believe it….

Why is traveling with all kinds of crap in every picture? She’s like a slutty bag lady.

I can’t wait until all of Europe is so incensed they come to burn down MTV headquarters. Should be any minute now…

Looks like Guy Fawkes wants a piece of Snooki’s drumstick arm.

Snooki’s undercoat is already growing in.

Say what you want about them, but at the end of the day I gotta admit to myself that I would love to be in the middle of a Jenni/Snooks sandwhich. Wouldn’t they be fun in a lesbian orgy? Snookie is cute petite and a little squishy, Jenni would probably wear the strap. hehe

this is the genetic basis for khloe kardasian

The herd was aggressive and in an ugly mood, so Guy hid while they passed, rancid and snorting and bellowing.

Hey look!

It’s a Sasquatch wearing Yeti boots!

Poor Italy.

Seriously, it’s June in fucking Italy. What the fuck are you doing wearing snow boots, you stupid fucking TROLL!?!?!

Why are these bag ladies always pushing such tiny carts?

Apparently MTV wants Italy to declare war on us.

Not sure who Guy Fawkes is but I hope that Italian version of the Scream guy does actually kill these two

how funny that Snooki wears shoes to make her look like a Clidesdale…tall and magestic… but she is the exact opposite…puny and disgusting. The only thing she has in common with the horse is a love for Bud Light and fu**ing in public

Snooki stepped on both of their dogs. AGAIN!