So, how long till she hits 300 again? Place your bets, gentlemen.
6 months, tops.
I’m guessing she’ll be slim one whole year before she morphs into a sea lion again…
Where the hell did she find long-sleeved full-body Spanx?
I sense a new endorsement deal coming up.
a little known fact about lord xenu. he invented spanx. and kirstie allie just traded her sea org membership for the best pair ever.
I guess she just tucked everything in the back?
There’s a John Deere on the other side of that backdrop burning rubber….
And it’s Abby Normal FTW!
she almost looks fuckable.
Still sounds like a truckstop waitress when she talks.
I’ll bet she still smells like a fat person. You know what I’m talking about.
No, I don’t. Please enlighten.
Too many folds, too little deodorant.
Bring on the hate.
well, they shower, I’m sure, but by the time they dress themselves they’re as sweaty as me after hiking uphill.
You’re fat aren’t you?
I think every single person who posts on here is fat…..seriously.
AGREE! Especially the “oh, I’d never bang Kristen Stewart” types. Ok….
If she was a 6 last month, is she a 2 now?
Yes, if your units of measure are hundred-weights.
good. now if she could just lose a few decades…
Not bad from the boobs up.
You realize her face is up there right?
Yeah, especially the neck. Why do I have a sudden craving for a turkey sammich?
I do her with Kate Gosselin’s cock,
Speaking of- what the heck happened to her?
Just think of all that excess skin. Mmmmm.
hence the full length spanx
Hey, where are the “you loser’s only wished you could hit that” posts from the fat chicks? There should have been at least one by now.
It must be Lt. Saavik’s 7th year.
I hear next she’s going on tour as the lead singer in Warrant.
I heard shes doing a tour as the lead cashier at Walmart
This elephant is extremely mal-nourished. Please alert PETA.
The magic of dancing as exercise. And Spanx. And liposuction.
“Tragedy struck at the “Dance With Me Studios Presents: All The Right Moves Summer Invitational in New York City when three people were killed and 42 were seriously injured in a freak accident involving a Kirstie Alley wardrobe malfunction. Story at 11:00.”
This is the first time she’s seen her toes in 15 years.
I, for one, am proud of Kirstie Alley. It’s not every day you can develop an eating disorder and have the nation cheer you on. Bravo, madam.
Danger zone. She lost some weight but look at her face, she is HUNGRY!!
SHE LOOKS LIKE CINDY CRAWFORD!!!!
Yeah in her big fat dreams!
Daaaayum, those cankles do go all the way up!!!! ;-(
Ke$ha sure is losing weight.
Now this what I expected the Shriver-Schwanegger to produce
Took the words right out of my mouth.
No more scowling at this age; it’s not sexy at some point.
I would hate to be anything breakable in the room where she undresses and releases all that compressed fat
I think she looks great.
I think she looks like Khloe’s birth mom
agreed! I think she’s looking great and good for her for taking control & getting healthy.
When you need to put three hundred pounds of trash in a hundred pound bag, use Hefty!
I don’t know how this trend started, but inserting a random celebrity’s name in place of the actual celebrity’s name does not necessarily lead to hilarity.
And it would have been super awesome if my tardo iPad would not reload my screen and shove my comment to the bottom where it becomes irrelevant to anything.
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