So, how long till she hits 300 again? Place your bets, gentlemen.
6 months, tops.
I’m guessing she’ll be slim one whole year before she morphs into a sea lion again…
Where the hell did she find long-sleeved full-body Spanx?
I sense a new endorsement deal coming up.
a little known fact about lord xenu. he invented spanx. and kirstie allie just traded her sea org membership for the best pair ever.
I guess she just tucked everything in the back?
There’s a John Deere on the other side of that backdrop burning rubber….
And it’s Abby Normal FTW!
she almost looks fuckable.
Still sounds like a truckstop waitress when she talks.
I’ll bet she still smells like a fat person. You know what I’m talking about.
No, I don’t. Please enlighten.
Too many folds, too little deodorant.
Bring on the hate.
well, they shower, I’m sure, but by the time they dress themselves they’re as sweaty as me after hiking uphill.
You’re fat aren’t you?
I think every single person who posts on here is fat…..seriously.
AGREE! Especially the “oh, I’d never bang Kristen Stewart” types. Ok….
If she was a 6 last month, is she a 2 now?
Yes, if your units of measure are hundred-weights.
good. now if she could just lose a few decades…
Not bad from the boobs up.
You realize her face is up there right?
Yeah, especially the neck. Why do I have a sudden craving for a turkey sammich?
I do her with Kate Gosselin’s cock,
Speaking of- what the heck happened to her?
Just think of all that excess skin. Mmmmm.
hence the full length spanx
Hey, where are the “you loser’s only wished you could hit that” posts from the fat chicks? There should have been at least one by now.
It must be Lt. Saavik’s 7th year.
I hear next she’s going on tour as the lead singer in Warrant.
I heard shes doing a tour as the lead cashier at Walmart
This elephant is extremely mal-nourished. Please alert PETA.
The magic of dancing as exercise. And Spanx. And liposuction.
“Tragedy struck at the “Dance With Me Studios Presents: All The Right Moves Summer Invitational in New York City when three people were killed and 42 were seriously injured in a freak accident involving a Kirstie Alley wardrobe malfunction. Story at 11:00.”
This is the first time she’s seen her toes in 15 years.
I, for one, am proud of Kirstie Alley. It’s not every day you can develop an eating disorder and have the nation cheer you on. Bravo, madam.
Danger zone. She lost some weight but look at her face, she is HUNGRY!!
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