1. so Fish finally decided to post a pic of Marvel comic inker Mark Morales.

  2. Vowel renewal? Something tells me he was only there for the Bs…or Tila Tequila.

  3. Black Heff is black.

  4. It had to be said

    Black Heff needs to update his costume. He ought be dressed like a cross between Captain Crunch and Pruneface.

  5. “Okay, for the first part of our reception party, we thought we’d do a decorate your own cup craft. Afterwards, we’ll be finger painting, and finally, cake and a piƱata.”

  6. rough text

    That guy is smart. He didn’t even bothers with celebrities parties, magazine publisher, plus what ever took years for Hugh to accomplished. Homeboy, said fuck I am the black Heff I don;t have to work for anything. So what, im another of the millions wanna pimp leaving in grandmama’s basement and driving a nice pre owned BMW. Haters.

  7. Any Guy

    Black Heff is SO black, when he gets in the limo the oil light goes on. BAM.

  8. WilmaMankiller

    Jebus! He needs a fucking sham wow to sop up the grease he was apparently dunked in. I bet he smells like coconuts and asshole. However, he should probably get rid of his old vowels and renew those motherfuckers.

  9. hbw

    His cup almost looks like it says “Jack Off”, which would be a better fitting description.

  10. Satan's bitch

    As far as I can tell, his name is Jackafella and he’s a “bidness man wid a bidness plan.” Dude definitely needs a few extra vowels.

  11. TomFrank

    Vowel renewal celebration. Sponsored by E.

  12. TomFrank

    I’ve never heard of this person. Are we sure this isn’t just Flavor Flav pretending to be someone else because he left his clock at home?

  13. I see that Urkel has finally lost the suspenders, but he might have overdone it a little with the jheri curls.

  14. It looks like he made that suit out of his mom’s good sofa.

  15. Well that’s strange. Who would have thought Gary Coleman would finally have his growth spurt after he died?

  16. cutthecrap

    Stevie Wonder looks like he had some work done

  17. Anon

    I’ve never heard of this guy before. Does he just drunkenly dance around on the side of the street until people fill his little cup with change?

  18. kimmykimkim

    Well, of course this guy was there. Why not? It would be weird if he wasn’t.

  19. fuckoff

    Try a little harder?

  20. holymoly

    In an effort to combat allegations of racism, Madam Tussaud’s unveiled its latest exhibit. Unfortunately, for them, several homeless ho’s thought they were casting for the next installment of “Flavor of Love”

  21. GuyLeDouche

    Closer examination revealed that the goblet actually said “Black Queef”, a delicacy served at only the most select vowel renewal celebrations…

  22. whiskeyafternoon

    is there a white heff? and I don’t mean the octogenarian motorboating 23 year old blonds all the time.

  23. Mark B

    That is one black, greasy dude. Looks like a Snickers bar dipped in water.

  24. hobo killer

    Flava Flav?

  25. UnholyKrep

    Black Heff?

    Nah, Heff wit.

  26. Steelerchick

    wtf is a vowel renewal??

  27. OK …. just dont make the background bright white

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