JESUS H. M. F. CHRIST! she can change her name to Frankenstein now
OH MY GOD…I was eating! NOT cool, Fish, …NOT cool
Are there even words?
She did that to herself. Sickening.
Jennifer Aniston never looked hotter.
Tila Tequila looks different. Maybe it’s the hair.
So this is where V for Vendetta got its inspiration for the mask! Nice!!
For all that work she still has small tits. You have to wonder . . .
pouring battery acid on your face doesn’t make your tits bigger.
Baha! Oh, that’s good.
This must be what Joan Rivers is going for.
Wait, I don’t get it, is Heidi Montag flicking me off or trying to steal my soul?
Lion-O can’t be happy about how much Cheetara has let herself go.
Fish, what’s your mailing address? I need to bill you for a new computer. I just puked on mine.
Five dolla fucky sucky! I no kid!
She still appears in public? I thought she had been locked away in a dungeon or something.
I wish I had a nickel for every time Eddy Murphy has sucked this guy’s toes…
at the back of the head, the ears are touching under that wig. dude’s fucked.
I knew it.
There was a sale on skin transplant that day. Tara Rein got some on her stomach.
I always told Paltrow to stop buying the cheap shit off of Charlie’s dealer, but Noooooooooo, someone wanted “to save money!!”
I hope God would just go ahead and kill me instead of allowing me to walk around with a face that looks like I was attacked by a troop of chimps.
A woman who looks like a cat is flipping the bird. There’s gotta be a Sylvester and Tweety joke in here somewhere.
It’s not enough that it’s got a face like a feline, now someone went and left it outside and the snails crawled all over it.
Heeeeereee kitty kitty kitty.
I see that Renee Zellweger has finally cut back a little on all that annoying squinting.
I think the nicest thing I can say is: wear sunglasses! At all times
This is Tara Reid’s stomach as a face.
There’s something a little off about this picture, but I just can’t put my finger on it. Her hair? Her outfit? I… I just don’t know.
“Vivid production stills from Jocelyn Wildenstein’s return to porn.”
Saying she has the face of a catcher’s mitt is surprisingly disrespectful to catchers’ mitts.
what the fuckity fuck fuck?
Jewel hasn’t aged well since she fell out of the spotlight.
You know what the worst part is? She thinks she looks real good. She has been quoted as to saying how pleased she is with the results of the surguries.
Staring at this for more than 5 seconds may result in any or all of the following; Crying until you can’t see, Laughing until you can’t breathe, Feeling the overpowering urge to gouge out your eyes, A telephone call informing you that you have 7 days left to live.
The girl behind her is looking at the camera knowingly, like “Good, someone is documenting that, now I won’t have to think about it all night while I try to sleep”
Still sweating from the exertion of bringing down a wildebeest with the rest of the pride in the Serengeti that very afternoon, Jocelyn arrives at LAX.
I adore MXC and GuyLeDouche.
It’s time for….sinkers and floaters…
Mr. Weiner should have requested a photo.
Mr. Potato Head’s soul mate.
Clearly the results of repeated Alien Abductions.
shouldn’t that be locked in a cage or something?
I didn’t know panda bears came in blond. Does it still eat bamboo?
Wow, Jessica Simpson sure let herself go after the engagement was announced.
Those trips to to the cupcake bar are really beginning to show in her face.
too sad…cant make any mean comments
Holy shit! I wasn’t prepared for that.
I bet if her and John Merrick banged out a kid, it would be SOOOO adorable.
I’d hit it. Like a railway spike.
how can u miss that?
She looks like a really bloated Julia Stiles…
would someone please get Tori Spelling an EpiPen, stat?
I was thinking the same exact thing!
The new mask design for Phantom of the Opera II is horrifying!
Insert joke about resemblance to Joan Rivers, Tori Spelling, Heidi Montag, etc here.
I can’t believe she has enough skin left to continue having surgery. That has to be a plastic mask.
For someone who’s allergic to crab, she should really stop eating crab.
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Jocelyn Wildenstein in Los Angeles. (June 4, 2011)