1. Deryn

    Wow. I think he’s pretty (when he’s groomed), but next to her, he’s … well, looking satisfied, at least.

  2. AT

    luckiest bastard in the world.

  3. Hugh Jass

    She has the same head as Tila Tequila…. just saying.

  4. Keyser Ballsy

    More like Miranda Kerr-vaceous

  5. WilmaMankiller

    I’m gonna just be honest about it and call her a bitch with fake tits because I’m jealous and would kill to be in her place.

    • The Critical Crassness

      Wow,honesty following stupidity is not becoming…she just had a baby, those aren’t fake tits, there temporary tits!

      • WilmaMankiller

        If you are a girl and you are jealous of another girl, you put down everything about her-fake tits,hair weave, lyposuction,etc. Even if you know all those things are hers you act that way because of the jealously.

  6. Orlando is gonna be pissed when he finds out that Miranda was out with that kid from Raising Hope.

  7. Dear Orlando Bloom,

    Fuck you.

    Love,
    Me.

  8. cutthecrap

    Seriously, she has a great body, a hot guy, but she’s looks fucking retarded

  9. Sin

    She is a pretty woman. What kind of photographer took this messed up pic?

  10. kimmykimkim

    If that dude on the left would just move….

  11. Jovy

    Bet her parents are kicking themselves for not using a larger cranial molding helmet.

  12. whiskeyafternoon

    you know, if they were to actually stay together they would certainly be one of those old couples where the man and woman are indistinguishable.

    • The Critical Crassness

      Obviously, you have had too much of your screen name, which has blurred your vision…..

  13. baron of all media

    I have no words. But I need a towel.

  14. dontlooknow

    I thought that was Tila Tequila for a moment there. Hey Miranda, get some plastic surgery quick before your career goes in the toilet.

  15. Brennan Haley

    “Now ve get moose and sqvirl.”

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