Wow. I think he’s pretty (when he’s groomed), but next to her, he’s … well, looking satisfied, at least.
luckiest bastard in the world.
She has the same head as Tila Tequila…. just saying.
You could land a Cessna between her eyes. Larger aircraft if it were Amanda Seyfried.
Air Force One if it was Uma Thurman
That sucked dude….ruined it for me…almost. ; )
More like Miranda Kerr-vaceous
I’m gonna just be honest about it and call her a bitch with fake tits because I’m jealous and would kill to be in her place.
Wow,honesty following stupidity is not becoming…she just had a baby, those aren’t fake tits, there temporary tits!
If you are a girl and you are jealous of another girl, you put down everything about her-fake tits,hair weave, lyposuction,etc. Even if you know all those things are hers you act that way because of the jealously.
Orlando is gonna be pissed when he finds out that Miranda was out with that kid from Raising Hope.
Dear Orlando Bloom,
Seriously, she has a great body, a hot guy, but she’s looks fucking retarded
“she’s looks fucking retarded”
I’d say you’re the one who needs to return to school.
She is a pretty woman. What kind of photographer took this messed up pic?
If that dude on the left would just move….
Bet her parents are kicking themselves for not using a larger cranial molding helmet.
you know, if they were to actually stay together they would certainly be one of those old couples where the man and woman are indistinguishable.
Obviously, you have had too much of your screen name, which has blurred your vision…..
I have no words. But I need a towel.
I thought that was Tila Tequila for a moment there. Hey Miranda, get some plastic surgery quick before your career goes in the toilet.
“Now ve get moose and sqvirl.”
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Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr at Global Green USA's 15th annual Millennium Awards in Santa Monica. (June 4, 2011)