1. Cock Dr

    I wonder if anyone has what she’s so obviously looking for.

  2. definitely soon to be dating a marvel comics artist. she allowed a good grop shot of hers with Stan Lee. not as excessive as the Timberlake/Kunis one but just as close.

  3. bing

    Attention Whore

  4. It had to be said

    Mmmmmm, beer.

  5. Pipedreamer

    I wonder if her ex-husband called them “Porkchops and Applesauce”
    cuz they’re swell!!!

  6. Hi, my name is Mike Lookinland.

    Just practicing my pick-up lines.

  7. WilmaMankiller

    Ernie from My Three Sons is probably available. I’m not sure about interested but probably available.

  8. Hugh Gentry

    close your mouth honey, you look like a trout.

  9. Jenny with a Y

    If she’s looking for another washed up child star, I hear Macaulay Culkin is single.

  10. Turd Ferguson

    Cant stand this attention starved scab on society.

  11. She’s putting them out there for us on a Silver Platter, because apparently she thinks that it is ♫ “Time to change…” ♫

  12. honey's bunny

    Its amazing what a pending divorce will do for a pending divorcee’s pending divorce. Did I mention she’s divorced? What was my point? Oh yeah, those things.

  13. KC

    Hey, stop looking at my eyes! My boobs are down here.

  14. fartbucket

    Titties and Beer… Frank Zappa approves!

  15. fuckoff

    This chick loves sexual attention. Look at her go with her posts.

  16. truth be told

    shes back to whoring herself in goldshire

  17. Jovy

    “LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! I won a completely irrelevant competition and am currently doing nothing useful with my life!”

  18. whiskeyafternoon

    ah, I heard they revised the food pyramid–great–now it’s tits, beer, and jacuzzi. good to know. I think I can stick to that.

  19. Quijibo

    Her face irritates me. Her tits on the other hand…

  20. Buttercup

    Honestly not jealous (ok, maybe bitter) but she tries way too hard. Weird for someone who shouldn’t have to. Dare I say it? She’s starting to have that look of being on the edge of “over” (Jenna James and Janice Dickinson style). The cave between her knockers is looking slightly Tori Spelling as well.

  21. Steelerchick

    I hear Jerry Mathers from Leave it to Beaver is available.

  22. Big_Mike

    This chick really doesn’t do it for me. She’s really not all that attractive.

  23. Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, excellent choice. The spicy finish pairs well with a pair of tits.

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