“Is that guy eating a whale sandwich?”
“I’ll take that extra large penis, please!”
Excellent choice, sir… and for the lady?
“Show us on the doll where he touched you.”
“Lemme get this straight: you wanna do what to my what while I’m bending over what and watching what?!? Sorry, dude, you’re way too short…”
“Do NOT call me ‘Claire'”
“WHAT… the FUCK… is THAT?!”
eeny meeny miney moe…which dick is going into my hole.
Yeah, Hayden, we know. There ARE other short people in the world you know….
You, over there, one more joke about how i am no longer mint condition since i was taken out of my packaging and I am walking out of here.
Bangs are your friend, Hayden. Try not to forget.
My pimp is over there, you have to make the arrangements and pay him then I will meet you in your room.
I’ll take questions now. You, the only one in the room not wearing a comic t-shirt or carrying a 10 sided dice.
She is the Blue Power Ranger
“Okay, Ms. Panetteire, using this doll show the court, and the jury, where your post-Heroes career touched you.”
I have PMS and GPS, which means I am a bitch and I WILL find you….
I’ll take a question from the man in the hockey mask.
“You, the 6’10” one…meet me in back.”
“Um, is that a cheerleader over there cutting herself with a knife? Security!”
You make one more joke about being the right size for your little troll…
weird shot, but her face is stunning
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