1. it had to be said

    “Is that guy eating a whale sandwich?”

  2. Dr.J.Fever

    “I’ll take that extra large penis, please!”

  3. Throjo

    “Show us on the doll where he touched you.”

  4. Johnny P!

    “Lemme get this straight: you wanna do what to my what while I’m bending over what and watching what?!? Sorry, dude, you’re way too short…”

  5. “Do NOT call me ‘Claire’”

  6. J.R.

    “WHAT… the FUCK… is THAT?!”

  7. The Brown Streak

    eeny meeny miney moe…which dick is going into my hole.

  8. Yeah, Hayden, we know. There ARE other short people in the world you know….

  9. You, over there, one more joke about how i am no longer mint condition since i was taken out of my packaging and I am walking out of here.

  10. Lemmiwinks

    Bangs are your friend, Hayden. Try not to forget.

  11. El Jefe

    My pimp is over there, you have to make the arrangements and pay him then I will meet you in your room.

  12. JK

    I’ll take questions now. You, the only one in the room not wearing a comic t-shirt or carrying a 10 sided dice.

  13. SSHGuru

    She is the Blue Power Ranger

  14. SquishySplash

    “Okay, Ms. Panetteire, using this doll show the court, and the jury, where your post-Heroes career touched you.”

  15. dontlooknow

    I have PMS and GPS, which means I am a bitch and I WILL find you….

  16. cc

    I’ll take a question from the man in the hockey mask.

  17. “You, the 6’10″ one…meet me in back.”

  18. Swearin

    “Um, is that a cheerleader over there cutting herself with a knife? Security!”

  19. Evil Monkey

    You make one more joke about being the right size for your little troll…

  20. lily

    weird shot, but her face is stunning

  21. “That’s the one. The third one from the right. He came right in my mouth, then refused to pay me…”

    PS: She is so fucking cute, I’d love to wreak havoc and otherwise ravage and plunder that yummy little body!

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