superficial

  1. dontkillthemessenger

    Saudi Arabia doesn’t seem so bad now.

  2. Oh my god. Look at the amount of bird poop on that umbrella.

  3. Johnny P!

    Wow! Just… the knees.

  4. Anthony

    It looks like an art project I did in 5th grade, I got a D on it and that was mostly for effort.

  5. The Brown Streak

    You have to hand it to them, that’s an awesome play dough sculpture.

  6. How did she grow a FUPA without having kids?

    • Actually, let’s give Photo Boy some credit here for putting this pic after Sharon Stone’s in the line-up. Because now we know she’s not the worst failed-fiftysomething-attempt-at-sexy that we’ll see today.

  7. zzyz

    One of the rare times where you would say, no no pull your bottoms up, NOT down!

  8. JustHereForTheLaughs

    Does this woman not own a single mirror??

  9. El Jefe

    For the love of god woman, please stop wearing bikinis. It was time 20 years ago.

  10. Turd Burgleson

    Jeebus, is that a penis?

  11. ABE VIGODA

    WOOWOO HEY BABEY U R A HOTTIE.
    WANNA PLAY BINGO?

  12. It’s gonna be a busy place in my nightmares tonight. Brooke Shields, Sharon Stone, Snooki, Kathy Griffin… now this? If you’ll excuse me, I have to go wash down a 1/4 cup of coffee crystals with a can of Red Bull.

  13. dontlooknow

    Yuck.

  14. SSHGuru

    Photo Boy is going overboard trying to gross us out.

  15. Abby Normal

    Dude must have a really small penis.

  16. contusion

    She’s wearing them wrong. God help us.

  17. tlmck

    Supermodels never die. They just melt away slowly. Too slowly.

  18. Evil Monkey

    I don’t know who’s stupider. Her putting on a bikini or the person who actually took a picture of her!

  19. Bonky

    She’s trying to figure out why all the guys suddenly disappeared when she showed up.

  20. MisterSuccint

    She needs to wear Kathy Griffin’s granny panties
    … on her head.

  21. I can see why her name is Dickenson. She’s cut like a man right above her penis.

  22. In her defense, she does have really nice…ummmm…I mean pretty good…er, wait…really hot…mmm…sunglasses!

  23. squishy

    OMG My eyes!!

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