Saudi Arabia doesn’t seem so bad now.
Right! I was just about to type, “Suddenly, I understand burqas.”
Oh my god. Look at the amount of bird poop on that umbrella.
That’s not bird poop. That’s Janice Dickinson…oh, wait…
Wow! Just… the knees.
It looks like an art project I did in 5th grade, I got a D on it and that was mostly for effort.
You have to hand it to them, that’s an awesome play dough sculpture.
How did she grow a FUPA without having kids?
Damn you, Photo Boy.
Actually, let’s give Photo Boy some credit here for putting this pic after Sharon Stone’s in the line-up. Because now we know she’s not the worst failed-fiftysomething-attempt-at-sexy that we’ll see today.
I’d cast Janice as the lead in a Lifetime biopic about Lindsay Lohan except she doesn’t look weathered enough.
Plus, Janice looks like she’s done a sit-up or two. Lindsay thinks a gym is a pussy doctor.
Linday thinks “gym” is they guy she blew for an 8 ball last night.
One of the rare times where you would say, no no pull your bottoms up, NOT down!
Does this woman not own a single mirror??
For the love of god woman, please stop wearing bikinis. It was time 20 years ago.
Jeebus, is that a penis?
WOOWOO HEY BABEY U R A HOTTIE.
WANNA PLAY BINGO?
It’s gonna be a busy place in my nightmares tonight. Brooke Shields, Sharon Stone, Snooki, Kathy Griffin… now this? If you’ll excuse me, I have to go wash down a 1/4 cup of coffee crystals with a can of Red Bull.
Photo Boy is going overboard trying to gross us out.
Dude must have a really small penis.
She’s wearing them wrong. God help us.
Supermodels never die. They just melt away slowly. Too slowly.
I don’t know who’s stupider. Her putting on a bikini or the person who actually took a picture of her!
They probably thought National Geographic needed to see it.
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