Scott Disick in Calabasas, CA. (June 3, 2012) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Despite Jared Leto’s best attempts, this guy’s plaid shorts, yellow moccasins, and very fruity calf tattoo clinches today’s Douche Award.
Tune in tomorrow as Jeremy Piven takes his new Vespa out for a ride.
Man, you are such a badass Disdick!
Piss yellow shoes. A tribute to the KKK Klan?
He’s like a caricature of every asshole in any movie from the 80s.
Is he that new gay superhero I’ve been hearing about?
Regardless of what you are seeing in this photo, I would like to remind everyone that Scott Disick is NOT a mincing homosexual, because he is in fact living with an actual woman (female homosapien with a natural, functional vagina) and that she publicly claims he impregnated her twice (2 times and that is on record) during some kind of sexual act (an act considered to be heterosexual). So there !
That’s what was in the show’s script anyway.
So did Travolta…
Angry gay Peter Brady.
Awwww, Mama Kris dressed him purty today!
I see the juice matches the shoes, classy
One drink to match the shorts, another to match the shoes. Off camera, an assistant carries a purple drink for him.
More fruit than the Chiquita Banana Woman’s hat.
Scott sees what you did thar
Yellow moccasins? Seriously?
How did I make my money? Do you not see these sweet hand woven moccasins?
Kourtney must be a lesbian. That’s the only explonation she doesn’t realize the obvious.
Okay, this guy really needs to get gone.
Scott DICK ???
I want to say something accurately abusive about the over-ripe fruitcake known as Scott Disick, but nothing I can say even comes close to conveying the abysmal hell of this sorry excuse for a human being’s shallow, contemptible life. I’ve failed…
It was a gallant try, though.
Now I see why he has his nick name Scot Dicksuck! He dressed for the part, a purple pecker eater.
I think we should buy him a hoody, a bag of Skittles, and an iced tea. Then tomorrow night we can parachute him into Florida.
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