Laughing his ass off about what a lucky s.o.b. he is, and he ain’t finished either. I bet he is on to the next hot blonde in another year or two!
This guy hasn’t had a blonde anywhere close to hot yet.
Let’s ignore the douche and focus on why we are being sponsored by LA Fitness and COCA-COLA!?
I thought the theory was that people and their dogs look alike, not people and their spouse. Oh wait….
Should have ended that sentence with a *whinny*
WTF is this?? “The Tools We Missed…6.4.12”??? DAMN!
“And then after I convinced her to get veneers the same size as mine, I convinced her to get tits the same size as my ex!! Bitches be crazy!!”
I’m sorry, I just started getting my memory back after the accident. Say that again…I dumped my wife for WHO??
Yeah, I left the hot one for the psycho. Yeah. That’s me.
Test case for “is crazy contagious?” theory.
“I know, I can’t believe I walked out on my kids and hot wife either. Ha Ha Ha. Crazy man… LeAnn really is… crazy man… help me…”
he looks like leeann.
“Yeah, nitrous oxide…it’s far out and it makes living with that bulimic harpy a whole lot easier…”
I guess it’s true what they say about some people resembling their partners.
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