1. dontkillthemessenger

    If he was whiter, he’d be dead ringer for MJ.

  2. Who’s a pretty prancing pony?


    “I feel pretty…oh so pretty…”

  4. Throjo

    The Peter Pan is strong i this one.

  5. Johnny P!

    “I believe I can flyyyyyyyy…
    I believe I can walk through glass….”

  6. Bonky

    I guess the “thug rapper” thing is on hold and now he’s gonna try his “thug Liberace” look and see how that works out.

  7. The Brown Streak

    “Oh, God! Fuck! What did I ever do to deserve this!” – The Devil

  8. Anthony

    He’s thinner than one of the Olsen twins.

  9. Ana

    Goin’ at that mic like a Kardashian

  10. cc

    OMG The Karate Kid is being remade again?!

  11. The new Green Lantern?

  12. Sheppy

    La la la…

  13. CK

    Ho. Mo.

  14. bigalkie

    I’m trying to write a song about Justin Beiber.. What rhymes with GEARBOX?

  15. Nothing more attractive than a man-child with the chest circumference of a baby bird…

  16. As they say in Italy, “Vaffanculo.”

  17. dontlooknow

    OoooHHH, tiptoe through the tulips with meee…..!

  18. KV

    Maybe we get lucky and an earthquake swallows him up.

  19. Beebee

    “I’m a little teapot, short and…uh short.”

  20. Marc

    “I had to spread my butt cheeks THIS far to get that record deal from Usher.”

  21. All I see is Jeoffry. At least as spoiled and evil.

  22. Twinkle toes!

  23. “I find that dancing in this manner helps air out my vagina.”

  24. EricLr

    Oh man, Michael Jackson would have SO hit that.

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