If he was whiter, he’d be dead ringer for MJ.
Who’s a pretty prancing pony?
“I feel pretty…oh so pretty…”
The Peter Pan is strong i this one.
“I believe I can flyyyyyyyy…
I believe I can walk through glass….”
I guess the “thug rapper” thing is on hold and now he’s gonna try his “thug Liberace” look and see how that works out.
“Oh, God! Fuck! What did I ever do to deserve this!” – The Devil
He’s thinner than one of the Olsen twins.
Goin’ at that mic like a Kardashian
That blows my comment out of the water ….
OMG The Karate Kid is being remade again?!
The new Green Lantern?
La la la…
I’m trying to write a song about Justin Beiber.. What rhymes with GEARBOX?
Nothing more attractive than a man-child with the chest circumference of a baby bird…
As they say in Italy, “Vaffanculo.”
Yaaay! Haha! Reminds me of Italian class in high school! My teacher taught us the bad stuff. He was pretty cool.
Isn’t that what they do to get guys ready to shoot porn?
OoooHHH, tiptoe through the tulips with meee…..!
Maybe we get lucky and an earthquake swallows him up.
“I’m a little teapot, short and…uh short.”
“I had to spread my butt cheeks THIS far to get that record deal from Usher.”
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