Gloria: OH MY GOD, WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! SOMEBODY GRAB THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!!
Stagehand: Ms. Estefan you need to get a hold of yourself, there is no fire!
Gloria: WHAT.. What do you mean??? It’s right there!
Stagehand: (sigh) Ms. Griffin is exposing her crotch again…
Obviously you got the joke. So good of you to share it with us.
I bet Estefan’s vomit projected at least three feet. Mine went that far and she’s got bigger lungs than I do.
“Granny panties” is the punchline to a joke I never want to hear.
Welp. I can’t unsee that. FML.
Thought it was the BC52’s cover of “Meet The Flinstones”
“Elian was right!! Quick, back to Cuba muy pronto!!! Ariba!!!”
I was wondering why they had a huge sign saying “NO REFUNDS” at the door.
If only she was 72 years younger…
This pretty much ruined tighty-whiteys for me….
I always buy underwear 10 times the size I need too!
Gloria “that’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen!!!”
Kathy “but don’t you hang around with Marc Anthony?”
Gloria: “Thank you ladies and gentlemen we’ll be here all week! Don’t forget to stop by the buffet.”
Kathy; “Try the tuna!”
She wearing he Ma’s panties?
After seeing that I both vomited and crapped my pants at the same time.
I think that smell like my mamacita’s Birra!
KILL IT!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!! Oh, wait…
I wonder how much Depends paid her to do that.
Words get in the way.
Brain… shutting…down… can’t… type…
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