Just found the missing butt plug.
It’s always in the last place you look…
Well at least we can say this one hasn’t had any work done. I thought she would be one that would for sure. Good for her! I give her credit for aging like normal people!
Post-Partum Meds Warning Label:
“May cause premature aging and insanity”.
Is that a smile or a grimace ?
Mothra just located Godzilla.
Bonky, I believe it’s what’s referred to as a “Pained Wince”.
Not sure, the chin implant makes it so hard to tell, gah …
All she needs is a top hat, a cigarette holder and a monocle…
Brooke wishes now she hadn’t passed on that tetanus shot…
Hmmm…so it’s true…beauty fades.
Oh god… too much fiber.
Well, now I know who I’ll be seeing in my nightmares tonight.
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring so I go back to being me….
nothing comes between her and her jordace jeans.
This looks like the same paniced look I give every time I try to play it cool when I shit myself.
The Wookie that Khloe Kardashian aspires to be.
So there was a second victim to the face eating cannibal?
What’s that Britney song I love so much?
Oops I shitted again?
Yes! that’s it!
I really need to stop wearing white.
This is what she looks like whenever she takes a 12″ Tootsie Roll named Kareem up the old Hershey Highway!
When did the Blue Lagoon turn into a sludge pond?
I totally still would.
So this is why Andre did so many drugs while he was still playing.
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Brooke Shields at the Drama Desk Awards 2012 in New York City. (June 3, 2012) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN