superficial

  1. it had to be said

    “Mmmm? Kids? What . . . oh, right.”

  2. Johnny P!

    “Can’t… stop… doing… Kegels…!”

  3. El Jefe

    God that is one beat to shit woman.

  4. JC

    “Wait, she makes the kids shit outside? Tell me more.”

  5. Jon and Kate Plus Hate

    And, you know, the thing about a shark… he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be living… until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’.

  6. After Kim, Justin and Jared…here we have tool #4.

  7. But if she’s here… who’s blogging about the coupons?

  8. pretty vacant

    who?

  9. She’s only there because she heard the competition was mediocre.

  10. cc

    Kate you have to spit or swallow.

  11. contusion

    She never gets any better.

  12. Jack Ketch

    Eeeewwwwww.

  13. zomgbie

    water.

    rock.

    sink.

  14. “Kate…??? Omigosh, I thought I recognized those implants!”

  15. EricLr

    Not pictured: 8 kids who haven’t seen their mom for more than a few hours in the last year.

  16. Senor Trout

    ‘Look, I showed up, I’m wearin’ the shirt just like your guy asked on the phone…you’ll still pay me the $75 for being here even if I don’t run, right?’

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