“Mmmm? Kids? What . . . oh, right.”
“Can’t… stop… doing… Kegels…!”
Would it help if I loaned you a bottle opener?
God that is one beat to shit woman.
“Wait, she makes the kids shit outside? Tell me more.”
And, you know, the thing about a shark… he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be living… until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’.
After Kim, Justin and Jared…here we have tool #4.
But if she’s here… who’s blogging about the coupons?
She’s only there because she heard the competition was mediocre.
Kate you have to spit or swallow.
She never gets any better.
“Kate…??? Omigosh, I thought I recognized those implants!”
Not pictured: 8 kids who haven’t seen their mom for more than a few hours in the last year.
‘Look, I showed up, I’m wearin’ the shirt just like your guy asked on the phone…you’ll still pay me the $75 for being here even if I don’t run, right?’
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Kate Gosselin competing in the San Diego Rock 'N' Roll Half Marathon. (June 3, 2012) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
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