Does this look like a tumor to you?
See this face? Always smells like pussy.
“This microphone? I fucked it.”
This is the most “Travolta” I’ve ever seen him look.
“Who’s the daddy to all your kids? This guy!”
I thought this was Hugh Jackman.
Let’s not goof on him now. He just owned Kim Kunt Rash.
This mug? GETS ME LAID.
“Who’s still not sorry for what he said about the Kardashians? This guy.”
Black microphone? I don’t think so, Tim.
“Who was the first guy they called to play Steve Jobs? Right here.”
“you’re gonna love my nuts”
‘you see this mic? No you don’t… flesh tone homeboy”
“I had this installed at Sears. It works great except every time I get a call my garage door opens.”
Second-best beard in Hollywood after Julianne Hough.
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