photoshop will be needed…. as always
There would be an international Photoshop shortage if they tried to fix that mess.
I don’t think a computer has enough bits to smooth over all that trash
Thinking “Neeeeeeeiiiiigh” too, with that face.
Tucking the fat under the Lycra
Pity the poor spa worker who spent two-and-a-half days making it so that we see no hair on the gut, legs, or “bikini” area.
I thought that was Photoshopped.
Hope they show us the “after” photoshopped pic so we can compare it to this one and have a good laugh.
A picture that will define this inflection point in the history of mankind
no potatoe reference?
Potato – fixed.
Joke going straight over your head. – Fwoosh.
I’ll take the one of the left.
You know, the woman on the left really has nicer tits. Maybe if we send her to the same doctors and makeup people that Kim uses we might really have something.
Sorry to be rude but…
what a vile, talentless twat.
Oh don’t be sorry…
Her belly button is frowning.
You would, too, with that view.
Ah yes, the ye olde print out a fake stomach and tape to a one piece suit trick. That’ll fool them.
why is this pic necessary? its just going to be pissed on later
She has it on backwards.
“And we had to “work-in” the Industrial-Strength Spandex in this area. As you can see, it’s containing that quite nicely.”
Esquire is jumping the shark. Didn’t they just have Laura Vandervoort do a Me and My Place segment? Why go to the ho’ bag Kim Kunt Rash?
Thanks for making my day. I needed a good laugh.
You’re very welcome sir, my pleasure.
Love this “comment”.
Well I woke up this mornin’
I can tell my milk cow
I can tell by the way she MOOOSSS
If you see my milk cow
Please drive her on home
Cuz I ain’t had no milk and butter
Since That cow been gone
If it takes this much rigging just to keep your ass from dragging on the ground it might be a good time to invest in a StairMaster.
She’s going to be on the cover of Esquire? I guess it’s time to cancel my subscription.
We recovered this material from a crashed stealth fighter, so there’s not much of it, but we did our best.
Jesus Christ….I hate this woman. I hate her enough to tell Jesus Christ. “Kim Kardashian posted this…” psshhh…tool.
Does the ass have a cut-out too?
Parts: Clonus Horror.
I love you, Chloe!
And I love MST3K!
That assistant is wearing a “Bolex” watch and Kim is still the fakest thing in this picture.
oh kim, try to pick something to wear that makes u look even wider.
That is the most convincing fake body apron I’ve ever seen.
“Honey, my boobs are just as nice as yours. I just don’t show them off like they’re first prize at a raffle.”
“OK, so against the green screen, the black areas will not look so gosh darn fat.”
Let’s just tuck this extra ass here… there, you’re ready for the pastures, I mean photoshoot.
“Now, if you push the bellybutton, it will start to move. It will also talk, but we haven’t been able to make it speak coherent sentences yet”
MMMmmmmmoOOOOOOOO (with fake udders).
“No, I’m sorry. I can’t make this fabric stretch any more than it is.”
“This new model Andro-Kim is totally immersible in any liquid or precious bodily fluid, has blow-up breasts and buttocks, even has a mute mode. When you awaken in the morning you’ll find that she has ordered you breakfast, sent out your laundry and dry cleaning, and has stolen all your credit cards.”
Most humiliating job in Hollywood: The designated crab picker.
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Kim Kardashian posted this behind-the-scenes shot of her Esquire cover shoot to Twitter. (June 1, 2012) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN