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  1. She’s the headliner for “Dissonance 2014.”

  2. is yelling “AI-AI-AI-AI-AI-AI-AI-AI-AI-AI-AI-AI” in the mic still considered ‘performing’ for this talentless hag? everywhere she goes she should be shunned.

  3. Is there no justice in the world?

  4. “Who has passed the wind? Neither you nor I…”

  5. JimBB

    ♫ Fuck the police, coming straight from the underground ♫

  6. “And iiiIIIIIIAAAAiiiiiaaaaiiiiiiiaaaaiiiiiiaaiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaa will always rove yououououououoo……”

  7. Deacon Jones

    This is what Roseanne Barr’s corpse will look like in 100 years

  8. Who the fuck wants to see her “perform”? When has she ever performed anyway? Fuck her.

  9. Wayner

    And the sky darkened, the earth convulsed and cracked open…and the four horseman of the Apocalypse were unleashed. The Antichrist had arrived.

  10. “Is it live, or is it Memor – OH MY GOD SHUT IT FUCKING OFF!! I DON’T CARE! UNPLUG EVERYTHING!!! IS THAT BLOOD IN MY EARS?! AAAAARRRGGGHHH!!!!”

  11. Just watch, she’s gonna be the last surviving Beatle

  12. A little known fact: Her last name isn’t Ono. That is just what everyone says when they hear she is going to perform,

  13. If Kris Jenner and that cranky, old man Muppet had a baby..

  14. I don’t have to know what song she’s singing to know it’s just fucking awful

  15. Oz Matters

    “NUMBER 36 YOUR CHICKEN ODEN IS READY”

  16. ♫ ♪ “I-I-I-I am a man…of constant sorrow-w-w-w…
    I’ve seen trouble all my day-y-y-y…
    I-I-I-I left my home…in old Kentucky-y-y…
    The place where I-I-I- was born and raised…” ♫ ♪

  17. Dudes, I was there and this show rocked! She opened with “bag of cats being smashed with a hammer,” and closed with “old man getting his nuts chewed off by a pit bull.” She is NOT just a pretty face!

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