Carson sniffs his finger and concluded that he wasn’t dreaming, that really just happened.
“I used to be hip”
“Should I just jump off that bridge? I really should, shouldn’t I?”
“I used to fuck Jennifer Love Hewitt. She got pregnant and now she’s fat. Savannah, this is your future.”
“I should buy a boat.”
The extraction and denouement of the poke and sniff.
“Why, that little yella-haired wuu-man thar is pretty dang cute. Ya’ll suppose I could git her to go to the shivaree wif me?”
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