1. Carson sniffs his finger and concluded that he wasn’t dreaming, that really just happened.

  2. “I used to be hip”

  3. JimBB

    “Should I just jump off that bridge? I really should, shouldn’t I?”

  4. “I used to fuck Jennifer Love Hewitt. She got pregnant and now she’s fat. Savannah, this is your future.”

  5. donkeylicks

    “I should buy a boat.”

  6. The extraction and denouement of the poke and sniff.

  7. “Why, that little yella-haired wuu-man thar is pretty dang cute. Ya’ll suppose I could git her to go to the shivaree wif me?”

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