Now open your mouth…
Fake Yoga Instructor Pose #49: the Floating Trophy Wife.
Out of curiosity, I just went to my kitchen floor to try this, and though I can barely touch my toes without ripping my hamstrings in half, I can do this with zero prep or stretching.
Take from that what you will.
What I take from that? I wanna watch you do it.
I could be a 500lb, 97 year old, Robin-Williams-level hairy man for all you know.
Then you’d be a 500lb, 97 year old, Robin-Williams-level hairy man with a great sense of humor. Besides, how do you know I don’t like 500lb, 97 year old, Robin-Williams-level hairy men?
I think she out yoga’d Ireland on instagram. Ireland hasn’t done one of these stupid “See I do yoga.” poses in a long time.
Is she ever on land?
You’d think with a wife as flexible as this, Alec would be a happier man.
I do that every morning before I get out of Bed
I can think of some fun things to do to her in that position.
No wonder Alec is always in a snit. She out on a boat somewhere with Cabana Boy taking pictures of herself in contortions while is in a rage with some meter maid back in New York, wearing clothing he borrowed from Nick Nolte. Life is just not fair!!!
I gotta say, I’m envious of whoever it is taking racy photos of Alec Baldwins wife and then fucking her.
She is trying to be a yoga celebrity.
If you practice doing this, the restraints don’t hurt as much.
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Hilaria Baldwin posted this pic to Instagram. (June 27, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News