superficial

  1. Great… Now all I can picture is an F-16 crashing to the ground along with my childhood movie memories…

  2. ok ok, jeez. I’ll get a Capital One card.

  3. Mister Gossett! I loved you in The Shawshank Redemption!

  4. You just don’t see enough old white guys wearing this outfit.

  5. Voice of Reisling

    He’s just been elected into his own Galactic Senate.

  6. I wonder if Heidi will come dressed as Princess Leia.

  7. JimBB

    No one had the heart to tell him that Mace Windu was killed in Revenge of the Sith and won’t be in the sequels..

  8. …and now another game of “PJs or Dashiki?”

  9. Wayner

    Fuck, I thought it was Seal.

  10. “Sorry everybody, I left the purple light saber next to the Geritol.”

  11. I thought Mandela was dead?

  12. All this Nigerian prince needs is five thousand dollars. He will pay you back when he gets home.

  13. Sterling had this planned for the BET Awards before they cancelled his invitation.

  14. Obviously he didn’t win the ‘Best Dressed’ award.

  15. “Here’s how you bust a cap in somebody’s ass…”

  16. Black Yoda seems taller, yes?

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