1. dontkillthemessenger

    I can see long and skinny wood.

  2. CT

    Here’s the hallway, throw your hotdogs!

  3. cajunhawk

    I see having a modicum of respect for one’s self is not in this year.

  4. fuckface

    THAT”S more like it, Hilaria Baldwin!

  5. Deacon Jones

    “Did you know that I’m married to an old Asian man?? Either did I, now who’s putting it in my ass first?!”

  6. It’s full of stars.

  7. Byrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-squeak.

  8. Jen


  9. Grandma bent over and she can’t get up.

  10. I’d like to walk up on that and be like….3-17, 3-17 Okie okie, hut hut!

  11. “Has anyone seen my tampon string?”

  12. Still think you’re a dude.

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