Ashton Kutcher in Los Angeles. (June 28, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Such an A-hole
Shut the fuck up, Kelso.
I was at the Dodgers game this past Saturday. They put his picture and Mila’s on the Jumbotron. He got booed out of the stadium! I chuckled as I sipped my $13 beer.
“Hey look at that guy he’s an even bigger douchebag then me!”
“Ashton that’s your reflection.”
“SEE?! I’M A DEVOTED FATHER! I OBSERVE ADORABLE CHILD CLOTHES AND POINT THEM OUT SO I CAN VERBALLY CONTEMPLATE BUYING THEM FOR MY FUTURE OFFSPRING! WOULD A DOUCHEBAG DO THAT?!”
“Well, a douchebag would talk very loud about it.”
“WE’RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE, STEVE!”
Go find Leo and leave me alone!
Why the fuck are his pants so low? Why wear the belt if you’re not going to put it in its proper place? Asshole.
Well asshole, you wanted fame and fortune. You parlayed a miniscule amount of talent into just that. And now you scream at people for taking your picture. You should get down on your knees and kiss his ass. Fuck you.
Imagine having a never-ending army of complete strangers armed with cameras thinking they have every right to violate your personal boundary with impunity, every day. I wouldn’t wish it on anyone. Really.
If he can’t handle fame maybe he should move back to Iowa or wherever the hell it is that he’s from. There are no paparazzi there. Fuck him.
I suppose this guy is a real tool, but he probably pees ten dollar bills, has an IQ of about a gazillion, and is fucking one of the finest babes in Hollywood. Maybe I can be a tool in my next life…
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