1. They always return to the scene of the crime.

  2. I assume some gave a shotgun a blowjob at the Chateau Marmont last night?

  3. “And as I prophesied, there was a sound, and behold, a rattling, and the bones came together, bone to its bone. And I looked, and behold, there were sinews on them, and flesh had come upon them, and skin had covered them. But there was no breath in them.”

  4. Hey, it’s that oriental guy in the crowd! He must be looking at a real celebrity.

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